I`m very tired.
2009-09-19 @ 20:03:23
I had been learning English for over 1 hour...I was learning : Past Perfect Continuous,Future Perfect and Future Continuous 30 minutes ago.Now I`m reading English jokes ,for example:
A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his neighbor, a blonde, went out to her mailbox, opened it, and returned to her home empty handed.
About five minutes later, he saw the blonde again. She checked the mailbox and once again, returned to her house empty handed.
She did this two more times before the man decided to ask her about it. "Why do you keep coming out to your mailbox every five minutes?" the man asked.
"Because," replied the blonde, "my computer keeps telling me that I've got mail!"
xD :D
But I like tongue twisters also :
# Sheena leads, Sheila needs.
# The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday.
If you want to read more jokes and tongue twisters,you`ll invite website : www.myenglish.pl :D
A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his neighbor, a blonde, went out to her mailbox, opened it, and returned to her home empty handed.
About five minutes later, he saw the blonde again. She checked the mailbox and once again, returned to her house empty handed.
She did this two more times before the man decided to ask her about it. "Why do you keep coming out to your mailbox every five minutes?" the man asked.
"Because," replied the blonde, "my computer keeps telling me that I've got mail!"
xD :D
But I like tongue twisters also :
# Sheena leads, Sheila needs.
# The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday.
If you want to read more jokes and tongue twisters,you`ll invite website : www.myenglish.pl :D