Jokes . X DD
2010-11-21 @ 14:42:22
1 .Blonde comes to the pharmacy and looks around not sure. Finally, ask the pharmacist:
- Are there any pregnancy tests?
- Yes, they are.
- Are there any difficult questions ?

2 . Blonde calls to the police station and says:
- They stole my wheel, gas pedal and brake.
A few minutes later, the blonde calls back and says:
- False alarm , I sat in the back.

3 . Scientists have invented a machine that does Bzzzz when someone tells a lie.
Come three women: blonde, brunette and red.
Brunette enters the room in which the device and says:
- I think I'm beautiful - BZZZZZZZ !!!!!
Enters red :
- I think I'm smart - BZZZZZZ!!
Enter blonde:
- I think ... - Bzzzz!!

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Dictionary :
prengnancy test - testy ciążowe
wheel - kierowica
gas pedal - pedał gazu
brake - hamulec

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